The theory of follicle relativity

For the second time in as many days a stranger asks if I know who I look like.

Tonight’s guest star is a Lebanese Einstein. Not a real person, I guess, but cooler than Gabe Kaplan.

“Perfect Halloween costume,” he says.

“Wow,” I say. “Five months out and you’re thinking Halloween.”

“You’ve got to. I’m doing Silent Bob. All I need is a pair of shorts and a big coat… and…”

He turns his baseball cap around. Yup, he’s got a solid Silent Bob thing going.

“With this much lead time you can find a Jay.”

“I have a Jay in my life,” he says. “But he’s kind of a mess.”


“You’re right!”

“Lebanese Einstein.”

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