Bustin’ balls at the local donut shop

The man in front of me orders one donut.

“No,” says the woman behind the counter. “You need two.”

“One is all I can afford, unless you lower your prices.”

“Don’t give me that. I can see you have the money.”

“I have it,” he says. “But my wife has me on a budget.”

“Not here. When you come here I am your wife.”

She grabs him one donut and places a single donut hole on top of it.

“When you go home, your wife is in charge,” she says. “But when you are here, I am the boss of you.”

He smiles, pays her, and takes his donut and donut hole to a nearby table. The woman turns to help me, but first she offers an explanation.

“I know him, so I bust his balls,” she says. “I don’t know you, so I will not bust your balls.”

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