Weird, Weird, Weird

The barista’s friend swings by for a discounted latte and the 411.

“I can’t believe you canceled,” the friend says.

“He was weird,” the barista says.

“So… you’re weird.”

“No, like weird weird.”

“Whatever. You just chickened out.”

“No. He was weird.”

“Everyone’s weird, a little.”

“No, like a lot weird.”

“So… like weird?”

“Yeah,” the barista says.

“Oh.”

“I’ll explain later,” the barista promises.

This was my morning coffee, so if you’re having a weird night, rest assured you are not alone.

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