“Hey man, are you a music producer?”

The question comes from a tout who wants me to try his restaurant. I am not hungry, but I am curious.

“Why do you say that?”

“I just got a vibe,” he says. “You got the beard, the Dodgers cap, the hoodie. That’s all you need!”

“If that’s true, it sure explains a lot about music today.”

He laughs and tells me I’m funny; it’s redundant, but appreciated.

“Funny enough to get a discount?”

“Nobody’s that funny.”

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