Unhappy ending

My phone rings. There’s a man’s voice on the other end. He wants to know if he can get a massage. He wants to know how much that massage will cost. And most of all, he wants to know if the woman giving the massage is a “good looking.”

I tell him he has the wrong number, but he’s incredulous.

“Really? Are you sure?”

“Pretty sure,” I say.

“So I can’t get a massage?”

“Not here. Nope.”

“Because the ad says your place does massages with good looking ladies.”

“I don’t know what to tell you.”

“Well, what kind of business is this?”

“I’m a writer.”

He hangs up. Now this story has an unhappy ending.

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