There are credits after the movie

The cashier asks if people mistake me for Seth Rogen.

“Sometimes,” I say. “But on my better days I get Francis Ford Coppola.”

“Who’s that?”

I give him the greatest hits: Apocalypse Now, The Conversation, The Godfather.

“Are those movies?”


“And he’s an actor?”


“Oh,” the cashier says. “That’s weird.”

“What’s weird?”

“That people would know what the writer or director looks like. I just think of those people as kind of anonymous, or something. I mean who cares about them, right?”

“People who like movies.”

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