For the second time in as many days a stranger asks if I know who I look like.
Tonight’s guest star is a Lebanese Einstein. Not a real person, I guess, but cooler than Gabe Kaplan.
“Perfect Halloween costume,” he says.
“Wow,” I say. “Five months out and you’re thinking Halloween.”
“You’ve got to. I’m doing Silent Bob. All I need is a pair of shorts and a big coat… and…”
He turns his baseball cap around. Yup, he’s got a solid Silent Bob thing going.
“With this much lead time you can find a Jay.”
“I have a Jay in my life,” he says. “But he’s kind of a mess.”