The plan for tonight: stay out of jail

Two guys eating lunch next to me talking about plans for tonight.

Guy #1 says they’re going to his business partner’s birthday party. “It’ll be chill,” he says. “Strippers and alcohol.”

Guy #2 is “up for that.” But he’s worried it’ll be a “shit show.”

Guy #1 has it “under control.” He tells his friend that the birthday boy / business partner has a “no thugs policy” for the event.

Guy #2 says that’s “solid.” But he’s worried that strippers are “crazy.”

Guy #1 agrees that “strippers are crazy.” However, he sees that as a positive.

Guy #2 tells his friend, “As long as we don’t end up in jail, I’m cool with whatever. I can’t go back to jail.”

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