And suddenly, on day six of what was to be a two-day paint job, it all becomes clear.
“I hear what you’re saying about never using these guys again,” my building manager says. “But let me tell you something, Michael, and I know this is hard to believe, but these guys are the best. Seriously, they are the best. I mean, they do work for the Kardashians, SO… You know what I mean? The best.”