Straight Outta Homeroom

Evidently school is out, at least for the two teachers sitting next to me.

The one with the Jersey accent punctuates every sentence with an f-bomb.

The one in the pink velour tracksuit describes several different moms as “Straight Outta Compton.”

Mostly, they’re angry that Mario wants to put Avo’s brother in Jersey’s class. Avo’s brother is “terrible” and “hopeless.”

Pink Velour Tracksuit says Avo’s mom is “sack of shit.”

So nobody wants Avo’s brother. But Pink Velour Tracksuit has a plan: put him in Michelle’s class.

“YES,” Jersey says. “Michelle is fucking useless.”

The trash talk turns to Mario, who they both agree has “no business running an elementary school.”

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