Guy with a wallet chain destroyed his iPhone screen with a cheese grater. He’s bummed that even with insurance he has to pay $200.
Old woman doesn’t care what phone she gets as long as it has Candy Crush.
Lakers fan suspects that many phones are actually made in Russia, and “you know what that means.”
Store manager is upselling my wife on a speaker system. He owns these speakers himself and they “riz-ock.”