Opening Day TV trouble

Not easy watching the Dodgers these days.

First place I call says they don’t have Time Warner. They say sorry, but I tell them not to worry because I don’t have Time Warner either.

Second place claims to be a sports bar, but they say opening day is next week. I hang up.

I call Pineapple Hill and they say they’ve got the game. Beautiful.

When I show up the bartender is pounding the cable box and yelling about how Time Warner equipment “sucks butt.”

Eventually, the pounding works and the game comes back on.

It’s going to be a good year, Dodgers fans.

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