No sense crying over insulted milk

I hand the Trader Joe’s cashier two canvas bags, telling her to leave the gallon of milk out.

She looks to the milk contemptuously and says, “Most people leave the milk out these days — that’s what happens when you show up all bulky and heavy.”

After insulting my milk, we pass the remaining few minutes in silence.

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