Mystery meat tacos

Last night I made tacos. Christina asked if I had used beef or turkey? I said turkey.

We ate the tacos and Christina declared them to be “damn good.”

Later, as we were doing the dishes, I came clean.

“Did you like those tacos?”

“I loved them.”

“Yeah, well they weren’t turkey. They were soy-based.”

“What the…?”

And that’s when I achieved a longstanding dream of working a particular Spaceballs reference into a conversation.

“FOOLED YOU!”

Later, Christina told me those were the best meatless tacos she had ever eaten, but that I was “the worst.”

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