Lucky Lambo

I follow the man in the Lambo into the Coffee Bean. He is a regular, I am not.

The staff calls out to him. They marvel at his appearance: a button-down shirt and wool slacks.

“You usually come in here rocking sweatpants,” the cashier says.

“Today is the day I have my meeting,” Lambo says.

“Oh yeah?”

“Yup, once a year, I have a day of meetings,” Lambo says. “It’s a real hassle because I have to look professional.”

The staff agrees that Lambo looks like a pro. They fix his coffee and wish him luck. But Lambo does not need luck.

“Luck is for suckers,” Lambo says.

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