I’m with stupid

Husband and wife at the market.

He wants to use the 15 Items or Less line. She wants to use self-checkout.

“I never understand those machines,” he says.

“Because you’re stupid,” she replies.

“It takes forever to read the instructions.

“Because you’re stupid.”

Apparently, negative reinforcement works. They switch to the self-checkout line.

But a few minutes later, as I’m telling the cashier I want a paper bag, they return to the 15 Items or Less line. Evidently, she couldn’t figure out how to use those machines either.

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