I voted (for you)

Leaving my polling location, and a stranger stopped to tell me that he voted for me.

I told him I wasn’t on the ballot and that a write-in was impossible since he didn’t know my name.

He told me that I was “dead wrong” and that intellectuals like me would be making a comeback this election.

I asked him why he thought I was an intellectual and why he thought I was worth voting for.

His answer to both questions: “the glasses, obviously.”

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