i (Spy) Watch

“Is that an iWatch?”

He says yes. She’s super impressed.

She asks how much. He says about $600 because he got the stainless steel band. She’s even more impressed.

She asks what he can do with the watch. He gives her a demo. She’s “amazed.”

He tells her how he always wanted a watch like this when he was a kid. She nods politely.

He starts talking about how it makes him feel like a spy or secret agent. She laughs politely.

He yammers own about his spy fantasies — assassinations, dead drops, car chases. She finds her way out of that conversation.

Take note, gents. Your iWatch may be a solid opener, but sooner or later you’ve got to stop playing games and get those digits.

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