How do you know if your teenage son is sexually active?

This is the question a mom asks her friends over lunch.

One friend suggests asking the “little hochies” who have been hanging around her son.

Another woman says he’s not having sex because she knows the boy and she can just tell he doesn’t “know shit about that shit.”

The third friend offers a plan. “Just leave some condoms in his nightstand,” she suggests. “If they’re gone, he’s having sex.”

None of these answers satisfies mom. So she informs her friends that she will hack his phone/computer.

It’s unanimous: spying is the only solution.

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