Dueling horns won’t settle the dispute. Yelling doesn’t resolve ownership of the parking space in question, nor threats of bodily harm.
But the noise does attract the attention of a security guard, who lumbers over and tells the Volkswagen and the Ford to move along.
After a brief protest, both drivers obey, returning the Trader Joe’s parking lot to its normal noise level, so that we can all enjoy the holiday music.
Tonight’s tune: “It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year.”