Gotta be the leggings

The women at the table next to me are talking about leggings.

The older woman says leggings cause “promiscuousness.”

The younger woman reminds her mom that “back in the day” they used to measure skirt length in school.

The older woman nods approvingly and says, “We didn’t have no promiscuousness back then.”

The women continue to talk, agreeing that leggings are evil. They use a slang word for prostitute to describe women who wear leggings.

A woman wearing leggings enters. I don’t think the women at the table next to me see her, but I do. She’s pushing a baby stroller. I’m guessing leggings had something to do with that.

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