Barber: What are you doing today?
Customer: Showing off my new hair cut.
Barber: That’s cool. What else?
Customer: Hmmm… well, then I’m going to the grocery store to buy some potato chips. Big day.
Barber: I know what you mean. I was chip shopping this weekend, but I couldn’t find the new Lays flavor, Wasabi ginger.
Customer: Those chemicals will kill you.
Barber: Yeah, we all gotta go. But I’m going happy.