Deep tissue advice

About an hour after the President addressed the nation, I got a massage.

I outlined my usual problem areas — shoulders, neck, jaw.

I got on the table and my masseuse confirmed that I was a “mess.”

“Stress, or computer?”

“Stress,” I answered.

“ISIS.”

Not the diagnosis I was expecting, but according to my masseuse, the answer to one of the more vexing questions of our time is simple.

“Stretch, hydrate.”

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