Canine gender bias

A neighbor suggests I dye my dog’s hair pink.

“Just highlights,” she says.

“Yeah, I don’t think he’d like that,” I say.

“Oh… It’s a he. Then blue.”

I want to tell her to check her canine gender bias, but Morty delivers his own answer by peeing right next to her car.

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