Big Pimps Don’t Run Errands

Threw on shorts and a t-shirt to run to the market this morning. When I came out a man said, “Hey, big pimp! How you doing?”

I told him I was fine, and he told me that was good. Then he looked at my bag and said, “Big pimp, you got everything you need so you don’t have to go out again today.”

Nice guy, but I don’t think his pimp identification skills are top notch. Everyone knows big pimps don’t run errands.

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