Sunday night at Lemonade
The mom in front of me says her kid has allergies. The counter guy asks which ones so he can help her select the right items.
“Ugh,” mom says. “Too many to even get into. Eating with him is a total pain in the ass.”
The kid screams for Mac & Cheese. So that’s settled.
Bro behind me is on a date. He keeps lifting his white T-shirt to play drums on his abs. His date tells him he’s “hilarious.” But I’m not sure that’s the kind of compliment a musician wants to hear.