Bought a dozen eggs and a tube of super glue at the market this morning.
As he rang me up, the cashier asked if I had checked the eggs for cracks. But before I could answer, he looked at the super glue and said, “You got it covered.”
I made a joke about Humpty Dumpty, but from the expression on the cashier’s face I could tell he had never heard of the nursery rhyme.
I left, making a mental note to avoid the egg salad at the market’s deli counter.