Dirk Lomond hasn’t lived at our address in a decade or more, but that hasn’t stopped the post office from delivering his mail.
Based on what I’ve seen, Dirk and I don’t have much in common. He’s an NRA member, I’m not. He votes Republican, I don’t. He reads People Magazine, I only read it at the doctor’s office (assuming my phone is dead).
But after getting yesterday’s mail, I realized that there may be some common ground after all. Dirk, it seems, is a regular at The Counter. They sent him a gift card for a free burger with the purchase of a burger.
Dirk, if you’re out there, stop on by (you know the address) and let’s get a burger!